*beep*beep*boop*buup*beep*boop*b00p*
*ring*ring*
Ryan: (doing the pee-pee dance) COME OOOONNNN, PICKUPPICKUPPICKUP
*ring*click*
J.C.W. call center operator: Hello and thank you for calling J.C. Whitney, your favorite supplier of stick-on automotive garbage. How can I help you sir or ma'am?
Ryan: I NEED ONE OF EVERYTHING, NOW GOD DAMMIT! (twitching)
J.C.W.O: Ah, it's you again Mr. H! People like you are the only reason we are still in business.
-3-5 business days later, automotive nirvana is achieved...
1 comment:
Dammit, you're on to me. I thought I tricked everyone (including myself) that I sold the Focus and yet you were able to find the secret spy photos on the internet. I was going to "unveil" this at the Auto Show in the conversion van area but here it is.
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