Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Things that make you go hmmm . . .

As I was waiting for an oil change, tire rotate, brake check, rotary girder check, muffler belt, and blinker fluid check at the friendly dealership tonight, I noticed something odd sitting on the display rack. Official Toyota Carburetor Cleaner. And this wasn't some old can leftover from when they sold cars with carbs. This was brand new looking. Which brings up this question, when was the last time Toyota sold a car that had a carburetor? And also, why would a person driving one of these cars actually go to a dealership to purchase this? It's a strange world out there folks (look whose talking).

Monday, September 14, 2009

Do you like fish dicks?

You must be a gay fish then. Yep the "Hollywood Insssider Rumor" Department is back open on the blog. After our friend Timma broke the news that Adam Lambert is gay, your ol' buddie (me) has more breaking news. Kanye West likes attention. Actually, I just wanted to use the gay fish bit to see if anyone (besides me) watches South Park anymore.