Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Get Terminated!!!11!

Oh my god you guys! Every once in a while an upcoming movie's website will actually have something cool and I'm not talking about the latest Fast and Furious movie having a bikini model contest on their site. This is much cooler than some latina's badonkadonk on the hood of a '89 Civic. This is from the upcoming Hannah Montana movie . . . (wait for it) . . . Ok, obviously its for the new Terminator movie. You get to upload a pic and "terminate" yourself. If only I found this on a Saturday morning instead of 10:30 on Wednesday night.

http://terminateyourself.com

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Report: Auto Show 09 Edition (aka Same shit, different day)





Well . . . Tim and I took in all the Auto Show had to show us last Saturday. Sigh. If you've gone anytime in the past few years, you pretty much saw the same stuff. Now don't get me wrong, we did still have a good time but it just didn't seem as "fresh" and "wow" as years in the past (obviously, it's probably because we didn't have the usual Auto Show crew). And a lot of stuff just seemed kind of dumb. For example, Chevy, Ford, Dodge each had a regular pickup truck (1500, 150, and 1500 respectively) that had a sticker price of $43,000 or more. In case you were wondering, the cheapest was Chevy at $43,000. Then Dodge at $47,000. And at the top was Ford with $48,000. Of course they were all fully loaded, but who buys a truck for that much? Probably someone that doesn't need a truck anyway. But anyway, onto the pics.
1.) Cadillac CTS Wagon (not sure if they just call it Wagon, they probably have some crazy name for it). Probably one of the coolest cars at the show. I love me a good wagon.
2.) 'Ol trusty. I think Tim and I incorrectly labeled this car when we were onsite but it is the Mercury Grand Marquis. Has this car ever changed?
3.) Dodge Charger "Super Bee". Since when is a "Super Bee" a four door car? Tim sure seems to like it though.
4.) Dodge Challenger. Now this is a pretty sweet ride. Or it could be if it just had some different wheels. Seriously Dodge, enough with the chrome wheels on everything. Also I happened to overhear some fucking dolt say "That thing got a Hemi in it?" Really dude. That wasn't even cool 5 years ago. Fuck.
5.) Ford's demonstration of the backup camera in their trucks. Or is this what Tim would look like before getting backed over by a Ford truck?
6.) #1 Days of Thunder fan. Maybe if he got some 24's on that whip he could join the Scrayper Boyz (you know, from the "They Wanna Fuck My Car" video down below).