"Where the fuck does this shit come from?"

I think we all have ran across something on the internet that makes you say "Where the fuck does this shit come from?". I'm sure even Scott has said this before and he has seen the end of the internet (you know, the sign that says "End of Internet"). . . twice. I seen this video on someone else's blog and thought it was funny, so here it is on my little space. Hope you enjoyed.

Perfect winter car?

And you guys thought this would be about an FJ. I had to post something to push the Focus pics a little lower on the screen. I figured this was worth posting. Actually, I have been fairly slow on the posting front for the new year. I'll try to do more (yeah, right) but I haven't really found anything worthwhile.

It Starts With One Vinyl Sticker: A short play written by Scott

-Ryan reaches for his cell phone and searches through his contacts.

*beep*beep*boop*buup*beep*boop*b00p*

*ring*ring*

Ryan: (doing the pee-pee dance) COME OOOONNNN, PICKUPPICKUPPICKUP

*ring*click*

J.C.W. call center operator: Hello and thank you for calling J.C. Whitney, your favorite supplier of stick-on automotive garbage. How can I help you sir or ma'am?

Ryan: I NEED ONE OF EVERYTHING, NOW GOD DAMMIT! (twitching)

J.C.W.O: Ah, it's you again Mr. H! People like you are the only reason we are still in business.

-3-5 business days later, automotive nirvana is achieved...

Robocop Rikey Fried Chicken

First, the title I stole for FilmDrunk. I seriously doubt I could have came up with something better and I dare you to try. Apparently this commercial is from Korea (don't know if it's North or South but my guess is that Kim Jong Illest Motherfucker You Know probably wouldn't approve of this, so there's your answer) and from the 80's. My favorite part is when he steals the fridge, probably to go have his way with it and create Robofridge's or Fridgecops.

Who want's to help me build a ramp?

I completely forgot about this little stunt thing was going on last night. This is the same dude that jumped a football field last New Year's Eve (if I remember correctly, I think it had a post here). Apparently he thought that wasn't enough. So back to Vegas he goes to step-up to the top the Arc d' Prettyfuckintall Thing and then drop off of it back to the ground. What the hell is wrong with you to even think this is a good idea? Now don't get me wrong, this guy is the definition of "ruler" but this is pretty ridiculous. Then there is this guy:

Backflipping a truck? It's good to know that awesome stuff like this is still happening even with all the safety conscious people and with the economy going in the shitter (remember in Christmas Vacation, Cousin Eddie "Shitter's full!). Yeah, this isn't like Evel Knievel wearing just a leather suit and a pretty thin padded helmet. But just think of how many people these two stunts made it through without some big wig saying no to it. But maybe it helps that these were sponsored by Red Bull (in case you couldn't tell). There is probably a bunch of dudes hopped up on Red Bull and just throwing money at stuff like this. Really, who else could sponsor this kind of stuff? Anyway, I'm off to build some crazy ramp to front flip the FJ.

Oh and I found out how to embed the HD videos from the Youtube. Awesome. But they do take a little longer to load, so just go grab a bag of Dorito's while your waiting.