Get a chopper, be cool

Here we have a perfect example of how a chopper can make you cool. Take a look at this dude's style. Do you really think he could actually get this chick without the bike? The bike has enough kickassedness to make this dude cool. Pure 70's style, high ridin in the front, laid back riding style (and I bet this 70's babe loves having his split white man afro blowing in her face as they ride), pan, spool front wheel, and a tall sissy bar for the lady.